D.A.S.E: Dumb Ass Shit Eaters
Sophisticated, Solipsistic Self-Liars
DASE describes people who put together views of and values for our world
based on their emotinons, their gut-reactions, their bowel-movements, or,
as they say in polite company, their shit-eating.
Based on winning brainbees related to the following options,
GOOHF's are awarded for
and lifeboat passage.
Options: 401k Retirement Plans ...
Apartheid Homelands ... Bastard
Stock Options ... Death Taxes ...
Dollar Voting ... Gamble Our Way
to Prosperity ... Igknowance Is Bliss ...
No Taxes ... Patriotism ...
Play Trumphs Work ... Saltwater
Policies ... Something For Nothing ...
Wall Street Is Capitalism
401k Retirement Plans:
In 1980, the average retiree with company defined retirement benefits had
about $300,000 in benefits. In 2007, the average 401k retiree had about $75,000.
The promise of owning your own retirement was not matched with a better
Apartheid Homelands: In the Republican
directed gerrrymandering of congressional districts in the early 1990's,
35 "black" congressional districts were mapped so as to give blacks a voice
in national affairs. Previously, over 200 congressmen courted the black vote
and voted in Congress with the black voting block in mind. Like owning a
visible 401k plan, black apartheid districts are newer Republican version
of 40 acres and a mule. One did not see Jewish voters demanding Jewish
Congressional homelands. Consequently, most, if not all, national politicians
court the Jewish vote which is in all Congressional districts, not segregated
into a few American ghetto kibbutzes. Black habitual politicians will not
undo the harm of separate, but equal, congressional districts.
Bastard Stock Option: brainbee ... slideshow
Death Taxes: One cannot tax the dead.
With the dead, one can only bury them. If a dead person rose from the grave
and complained about estate taxes then maybe death taxes might be unfaired
to the dead. However, the last time a person rose from the dead he had previously
said of taxes, "Render unto God that which is God's and unto Caeser that
which is Caeser's." Dumb Ass Shit Eaters fell for a repeal of inheritance
taxes--free rides for the likes of the Parasite Hiltons who received $25
million from her great grand-daddy--under the guise of "no death tax." The
Republicans' fed the gullible DASE'rs a lie with the result that no one-time
death tax on rich kids means a weekly living tax on working middle-class
families to make up for the lost inheritance tax which only 1.5% of the people
Gamble Our Way to Prosperity: Increasingly,
states are relying on lotteries, slots and casinos to fund budgets. Does
the time represented by the state's cut of gambling cancel the lost time
of people trying to solve their life problems by gambling on numbered paper?
Can humanity gamble its way to properity? DASE
Igknowance Is Bliss: Shakespeare was
half right when he said this. The full truth is that igknowance is bliss
only until the igknowed problem ruins you life. You can forget your problems,
but your problems will not forget you.
Parenting: Pair of Paricides: not raising my kid to take care of me.
Patriotism: People who obsess on symbols
of instead of sacrifice for their country are no more patriotic than the
pater who says love all the time but has no time for the love of his
country. Amazingly, the American people like the super-patriots who don't
want to pay any taxes nor have their children fight in the military: Who
benefitted by an all volunteer military replacing the universal draft? Who
pays for the volunteer military? The idle rich or the working middle-class?
Play Trumps Work: Some think that we
can play our way out of our problems including playing too much when we should
be working. The definition of work is solving problems.Like gambling which
derives from "game," habitual play at games is a waste of time. DASE'rs confuse
the foolishness of wasting greater amounts of time and taxes on play as a
sign of economic wealth like the person who thinks his ablity to buy more
cocaine and heroin is a sign of greater wealth. People who play or drug too
much will see their real wealth dwindle. Play mom's pay as they play at being
a mom by chauffeuring their kids from one play to another, e.g., soccer.
Something For Nothing
Wall Street Is Capitalism: B.S., it is