Stop Baseball Hell in Shockoe Bottom

Your support is requested to help prevent another tax-subsidized economic moneypit that will harm rather than help citizens living in Richmond, Virginia. The analysis of the controversy (from which this form is linked) draws upon decades of research and writings in physics, biology, mentality, economics, politics and morality as well as computer programming. Nowhere can you put in a few minutes and a few dollars to reap a general and specific reward by submitting this form as a supporter to stop both the baseball hell and climate change. The latter is the elephant in the room exacerbating all other problems except for its cancerous origin: Overpopulation. Other benefits are listed below the form.

Stop Mayor Jones' Shockoe Bottom Baseball Hell
Email City Council: Click here for pre-messaged email to all council members
Talk it up: Every person, especially businessmen, I will tell them that we need to stop Mayor Jones' tax-subsidies.
Townies: Email seven in-town friends, co-workers, neighbors Email Link with message and content
Furiners: Email seven out-of-town friends and relatives Email Link with message and content
Social Media: Post on social media (Facebook, etc.) encouragement of others to visiting "Shockoe Baseball Hell"
Recall Petitions: I will distribute recall petitions of council members who vote for Shockoe Baseball Hell
Council Meeting: Attend February 23, 2014, meeting wearing red attire to protest
Chocolate and Vanilla, not blacks and whites: To eliminate the often inevitable knee-jerk negative reactions that occurs when one hears "blacks" and "whites," I will shift to using "chocolate folk" and "vanilla folk." (TV ad)
Nigger as a high compliment
Like wearing the once-abhored cross as a sign of honoring a man who died on it, I will work to make "nigger" one of the highest compliments to honor all those who were mistreated with this word
  • If a chocolate person, when I hear someone use nigger in a negative way, toward me or another, I will say, "Why thank you for the compliment. I don't know what I did for the compliment, but thanks, again."
  • If a vanilla person, when I hear someone using the word nigger in a negative way, I will say, "You know, that is my highest compliment. Why are complimenting that person?"
    Also, consider interjecting, "I do not agree with all of the President's policies but I am a vanilla person who is very happy to have a chocolate family in America's White House. Just because he has a better tan than me doesn't mean I am going shoot myself in the foot by distracting with racist igknowance."
Special Prosecutor: I support the need for a Federal Prosecutor and Special Grand Jury to investigate the council members, go-betweens and developers trying to foist this tax and economic fiasco on Richmonders. (details)

Protest Ads: I will help fund a Protest Ads in Richmond Times-Dispatch for Saturday, January, "??". The size and content of the ad will depend on money donated. Remember, you will receive a free membership and a lifehour warrant for each dollar that you donate. (Examples)

Amount of Donation for ad placement (minimum of one dollar):
(Fifty cents deducted for credit card processing)

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Other benefits of helping to stop the Shockoe Bottom Baseball Hell

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    1. You will receive one lifehour credit for each issue that you click to support.
    2. You will receive one lifehour credit for each dollar you donate to publishing ad(s) before the next Richmond City Council meeting.
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