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A man has a pain that begins at his knees and ends below his heart. His doctor said, your manhood has to go if you want the pain to go. A second opinion had the same opinion. Recovering from the surgery, a friend said the way to relieve his depression was to buy a new wardrobe.
At a premo male clothier, the salesman was an expert. When asked for a sports coat, the salesman brought a perfect fit. The same with shirts and slacks. The depressed man was impressed. However, when the salesman produced size 36 BVDs, the man laughed, "You got it wrong. I wear size 34." Laughing louder, the salesman replied, "If you wear size 34 you are going to have pain from your knees to your heart."
This is a variation of the blind men and the elephant.