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Mr. Farage,

Many videos are on Youtube and elsewhere in which you offer big money for a solution to the Euro. Timism provides the solution in reason (lifehours) and in application (SuperBrainbee). The process can be worked out via the PIIGS. Please send a check for the amount you promised to Timism, Inc.,  c/o Volunteer Services of the Veteran Adminstration Medical Center (McGuire) Richmond, VA; they will receive a 10% manager fee. Until you pay up, citizens of England will not be able to purchase an account, no British brainbees will be run to tap the intelligence of Brits to find their Einstein Moments to more efficiently and effectively solve their problems.

Sincerely,

Timism

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